My favorite Calvin

In case you can't read it she says "either he's playing classical music at 78 RPM, or I'm still dreaming. " The father replies "first thing tomorrow morning I'm calling the orphanage."

Gelett Burgess--

I never saw a Purple Cow,

I never hope to see one,

But I can tell you, anyhow,

I'd rather see than be one!

or the Answer to.... Q: ."Should I dance or March 1st"?..... A: "March 1st" (hard

to believe that John missed that one ) ;)

HAPPY MARDI GRAS Y'ALL!

Ha ha, rusty, good one, and so true.

These are all so cute today. thanks everyone.

I don't know if this is appropriate or not - but has anyone heard from Naomi Hertz lately? I always enjoyed her "smiles". I know she got diagnosed with a form of Alzheimers and was wondering how she was doing.

Not to be catty, but ...

... woodja rather hear an assinine comment off the top o' my head ... or view the ass-o-mine at t'other end?

As for the woman on the seashore - would ya rather be sandalized ... or scandalized? (Shoot - don't tell me that the kids took off with the shoe?).

o j

On my way home I saw a pickup with a trailer behind, with a load of bread that surrounds hamburgers.... And I couldn't stop laughing when I realized they were

hauling buns.

True!