Smile Today - 2/14
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Comments (10)A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!" The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . . molasses....See MoreSmile today - 4/14
Comments (14)Amylou - we used to have ferrets. They were able to squeeze themselves under doors and get into rooms. We had a room upstairs they would always go into. We'd always said they were in there having a rave. LOL I miss those guys :(...See MoreSmile today - 1/14/22
Comments (13)On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. It was for a visit to a medicine man living nearby who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for ED. The birthday boy drove to the reservation & presented his certificate..The medicine man handed him a potion. "This is a powerful medicine. Take only a teaspoonful and say '1-2-3'." When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want." The man asked "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" the medicine man responded, "When she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." The man went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His excited wife began throwing off her clothes as she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?" And that, readers, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle....See MoreSmile today - 2/14/22
Comments (20)I was adding to my story and after about ten minutes it disappeared. When will I learn to post then edit, .... this posted, unintended ... now I'm editing. Go figure! ole j ... something or other...See MoreElizabeth
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