Bad News, Bastaettes.
So, bad news. Mr. Stormy Daniels won't be running for President in 2020. In an announcement which was clearly penned under the delusion that he ever even had a snowball's chance. Avenatti talked with his family and decided not to run. Otherwise, he'd obviously win the nomination, of course.
In other news, I've decided not to run for Prime Minister of Canada and won't be hosting the Oscars this year. After careful consideration, of course.