Love that tongue! The dog in the lower left corner is the spitting image of our Lady(RIP).

I was US Navy for four years during that Viet Nam thingy. U.S.M.C.= United States Mommy's Crybabies

A woman driving a car in Calgary became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to SHOPPERS DRUG MART now? Rusty

Hi ded- is that "tired" every day ... or only on the days that you come here and make the claim? I don't quite know how to handle your story. The one that gets me is the warning on many doors around here, "Caution", in big colourful letters across the middle, and in a circle around it, "Automatic door" (no"!" included)! Some places aren't too thrilled when I accuse them of lying, for I can stand in front of their door for half an hour, and unless someone comes to push the pad by that door - it won't open! The only automatic doors that I see in the neighbourhood are the ones at the grocers', that open as you approach when you're about ten feet away. ole (splittin' hairs) joyfully ((the automatic editor had the beginning as "Hi dedded - is that :tired" " ... and I didn't have the heart to replace the second of the doubled "d" with a :tir" ... so deleted the second "ded"))