When I took the trash can to the curb on Monday night, the glow-worms were out in the driveway. I hustled the grandkids out to see them, and although the 11-yr old was anxious to get back to his computer game before his bedtime deadline, the 2-yr old was enchanted (just like grandma). We caught several for him to hold, carefully, as they glowed in the palm of his little hand. i know he won't remember this particular night for long, but I will. :)

I had visited a cafe one day with my friends. The waiter recommended that we try their special coffee. We agreed and soon the coffee arrived. As we drink the coffee, we realized that it tastes like dirt and mud. Disgusted by the fact, all of us complained immediately. The alarmed waiter rushes over and says, "Well Sir, it was fresh ground coffee!"

If I ask you what your days are like, Rusted ... ... will you tell me that it's none of my business? o j

I'm tired of being flat on the bottom! Do I get that way from sitting so long on the toilet? o j