Each Friday night after work, ole country boy Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook venison (deer) steaks. But all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating red meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful in that community that they talked to their priest about talking to Bubba. The priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass. The priest sprinkled holy water over him and said, “You were born a Baptist and raised as a Baptist, but now you are Catholic.” Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until the next Friday night arrived and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood once again. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors. As the priest rushed into Bubba’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water, which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat while chanting, “You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you are a catfish.”

(I wish it were possible to correct typos and grammar errors on these memes)!

OK I had to post this! Magical unicorn poop marshmallows! I can't make this up! Of course I had to buy a bag so I could get pictures! 😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦄🦄🦄🌈💩💩

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