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Smiles for Today - June 14

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Annie Deighnaugh
8 years ago
Cayo's Law:

The only things that start on time are those that you're late for.
aok27502
8 years ago
Bumper sticker from yesterday's commute: Stop Global Whining
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Summer
8 years ago
susanwv
8 years ago
Hareball
8 years ago
blfenton
8 years ago
Hareball - that is so funny!

We used to have a cat who would wait until we were finished with the shower and then go into it to play. One time I forgot to leave the door open and he jumped up onto the window sill and tried to jump over the glass shower door to get into the shower. He was left hanging like the cat on the left.
ravencajun Zone 8b TX
8 years ago

Mia loves them! She has only had 3 in her life but she was a happy puppy lol. I didn't know about it until one day she was with us and we went through the drive through. She was trying to get through the window to the lady who was wanting to take her. All the employees were at the window talking to her. One said oh let's give her a puppuccino! She was in love!
schoolhouse_gw
8 years ago
Miss Pretty cat managed to put a hole in my antique lace curtains in the library sometime over Tuesday night. GRRRR. They were drawn shut, she probably wanted to see out - it was extremely important whatever it was. Needless to say I spent this morning with cotton thread and a needle weaving tatters and fragments together. The curtains are finally falling in disrepair after many years and fragile, so I'm not surprised. Just disappointed! Must remember to leave them open a bit just for her. :(
ravencajun Zone 8b TX
8 years ago

Daddy holding the puppuccino for his baby girl to enjoy! No she's not very spoiled!

All gone!
Amazing Aunt Audrey
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Rusty
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natesg
8 years ago
chisue
8 years ago
These are especially BRILLIANT today!

The cook at my DH's fraternity house would use up leftover vegetables by putting them in lemon or lime jello. Gag.
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Anglophilia
8 years ago
Not to be a wet blanket, but I'd be very cautious about those puppuccinos. Fat (whipped cream) can be very bad for some dogs and can cause pancreatitis, which can be life threatening and at a minimum, very uncomfortable for the dog.
schoolhouse_gw
8 years ago
I was thinking the same thing - Mom used to make "Perfection Salad". It had shredded cabbage and carrots in lime jello sometimes with salad dressing ontop. It was good.
ravencajun Zone 8b TX
8 years ago
That's why she has only had 3 in her life. The little cups are not full there's just a puff of it. I don't think that tiny bit will be a problem.

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