A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.” The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.” The horse says, “Me neither!”

"Mom, mom!" "What is it, Timmy?" "Lassie ate all of the cantaloupes in your garden!" "Oh, no! Is she sick?" "No, but she's a little melancholy."

Re: the seat/(face)belts. Sometimes here at the library when someone is standing behind/alongside a person sitting at the computer, I've been known to observe to the person doing the computing, "Aren't you lucky - to have a back-seat driver". o j

Oh, my! The soldiers with their canine companions brought tears to my eyes. Thanks for posting and thanks to all our armed service folks. Sure wish they could all be home with their families.