I washed a sock… then I put it in the dryer and when I took it out, it was gone. -- Rod Schmidt

I wonder what it is like for men to put your hair into a low ponytail and not look like a founding father.

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' Rusty

I was thinking about this video lately. I have no idea when it ocurred except to say the dog passed away in 2008. The PURE JOY of this dog and his owner made me want to watch it over and over. Still love it for a little pick-me-up!