tRump's Accomplishments after ONLY 200 Days!!!!!

subtropix

Following is my partial list of Emperor tRumpus' accomplishments, so far (top 10 if you will). I know, it's ONLY been 200 days and we have 3.5 if not 7.5 years more to make amerika even greater! Can you believe it?! (I'm so excited, I jus' wet myself.) I know you are just thrilled with all the successes we have brought to the country formally known as 'America'. Please help ADD to this list so that posterity will fully appreciate the historic (and hysteric) contributions the 'Great One' has brought to our kulture and the world. (For the record, I am genuflecting now out of extreme respect and shameless servitude to Him. And NO, wise guys, 'genuflecting' is not a euphemism for the 'Bannon manheuver' )

1.) Put the 'banana' into our 'banana republic'

2.) Got rid of useless, polysyllabic, English words and helped emancipate our language from sexism; drop "dairymen" replace with "milk people".

3.) Introduced us to a colorful cast of characters who might not otherwise have gotten their 15 minutes of fame (Scaramucci who never made the the cut for 'Married to the Mob 2' (as in second generation; not the sequel). Bannon, who was the ghostwriter for 'The Joy of Autoerotic Sex: An Abuser's "Manual" '

Sean Spicer (aka., Spicy) and the rest of the crack White House administration (that'd be crack as in, "What ya' be smokin'?"), who made America watch SNL again.

4.) Reminded us why we voted for Obama both times.

5.) Brings adult-onset dementia into our home on a regular basis so we too can know what to expect when the time comes.

6.) Exposed the peoples' house (The White House) as a "DUMP" and why it needs to be demoed by the cast of 'This Ol' House'.

7.) And exposed the sleepy, conservative, Republican state of New Hampshire as a veritable mecca for dope addicts.

8.) Abandoning our commitment to NATO allies (or anybody else who talks funny; including that 'head leader guy' (prime minister) of Austria, the land down under with the koalas and blonde babes.

9.) For telling Al Gore to take that thermometer he's been running around with since the The Inconvenient Truth days to measure global warming/climate change and to go stick it where the sun don't shine!

10.) And more personally, as a New Jerseyan/Jerseyite? ('local Garden State resident person'), thanks for putting Bedminster (your chosen oasis from THE DUMP), and the rest of New Jersey (the Garden State; a.k.a., Sodom by the Sea) back on the map again post Superstorm Sandy.

For this and MUCH, MUCH MORE, WE SAY....

THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT SIR!!

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enegiram

Trump's only accomplishments to date have been to repeal and replace his staff.

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jerzeegirl (FL zone 9B)(9b)

subtropix - that is brilliant! You are gonna have everyone peeing their pants!

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subtropix

"Trump's only accomplishments to date have been to repeal and replace his staff."

In other words..., number...

11.) 'The Great One', in all His endless magnificence, recognizes that most mortal men are not truly worthy of serving the orange master, and has cut his losses by banishing them from His most royal realm.

P.S., "You are gonna have everyone peeing their pants!"Jersey is in the HOUSE, I HEAR YOU! I am all wet myself!

P.S.2, Gotta go with humor otherwise I might shoot myself!!

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floodwaters

actually the guy has done tons of good stuff. Maybe not so good to the socialists onboard. I still cant stand the guy, but I do approve of most hes accomplished. I guess a whole lot of folks agree. Who cares about the lefties, they lost. We lost last time, and suffered thru the bama years.

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subtropix

"...the guy has done tons of good stuff.", "...but I do approve of most hes accomplished."

Still waiting for that list of most glorious accomplishments from the racist, xenophobic and most definitely FASCIST tRump supporters.

"I still cant stand the guy,"

Perhaps the beginning of some mutual understanding.


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ubro(2a)

Who cares about the lefties, they lost.

Ummm? because the president represents the whole country, not just those who voted for him. This includes the lefties, LGBTQ, minorities, the poor, those on welfare, etc. etc.

It is this type of attitude that has plunged some countries into chaos. When their guy is in, screw everybody else. A change in govt. and screw the opposite side. It never ends.

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Ziemia(6a)

Like letting states go back to polluting surface and ground waters through low-cost handling of coal waste?

He had a chance today to take the first steps of dealing with the opioid crisis he promised to address. But he skipped right over it. He didn't even mention the outcome from one of his EOs.

And he selected people for his cabinet based on their likelihood to diminish each department.

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labrea_gw

He Sent A Pleasant Note today to Mueller!


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Kathy

Yes, through John Dowd he said to pass along he appreciates what Mueller is doing...sure he does....

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subtropix

12.) "He Sent A Pleasant Note today to Mueller!" It's a lost art, thank you Wise One, light of our existence.

13,) Our 'Great Leader' is getting ready use those nuclear warheads that have only been accumulating dust for years now. Teachers, time to practice some duck and cover with your students; schools about to open.

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mrskjun(9)

subtropix, you can google that, there are list's of his accomplishments on the web. And I asked on the other thread but I can ask again here, what would you do about North Korea?

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mrskjun(9)

Tell me why before I bother CindyMac? Am I being attacked?

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Ziemia(6a)

On that pleasant note to Mueller - anyone -besides he and his lawyer - saying what the notes say?

His lawyer: The president has sent messages back and forth.

Shouldn't it be said 'the president has sent and received messages from him'?

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Ziemia(6a)

He has also influenced the Congress (particularly the Senate) to increase the number of votes with bipartisan support.

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vgkg Z-7 Va(Z-7)

trump saying nice things to Mueller?? I smell another self inflicted victimization ploy coming up.

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finn flanman


It reeks of another trump self inflicted incrimination.

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Annie Deighnaugh

P.S., "You are gonna have everyone peeing their pants!"

That may be one of his main goals...after all, we know how fond he is of golden showers!

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Annie Deighnaugh

14) Set a new LPM record. I mean there's not been another administration that has pumped out as many lies per minute as this one!

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Annie Deighnaugh

15) Proved the old adage that anyone can be elected president -- doesn't mean they can do the job, but just that they can get elected.

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subtropix

16.) The Enlightened One inspires daily publications of his magnificence and brilliance and proving once again, that cocoons are not just for butterflies.

https://www.vox.com/2017/8/8/16114712/trump-propaganda-document


P.S., "subtropix, you can google that, there are list's of his accomplishments on the web.

Got it! Jus' google Trump and any of the following (bu//sh/t, lies, propaganda, delusions, fake news, news for/from the bubble, daily self-affirmations, etc...)



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