Hrmmm... It's amazing how many of those phrases can come across pervy. If you have delicate sensibilities, you might want to skip my poem. I don't know if I'll ever see Christmas in the same light again. Lol.

I used 16 of the bingo phrases.

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The Holly and the
Ivy drew me deeper

into the Winter
Wonderland.

It was no longer a question of Naughty
or Nice --

this was now my Toyland.

In the Midnight
Clear,

The Candles All
Aglow,

I rung my Silver
Bells.

.

“Bring Me
Wine!”

.

Before I could blink,

there he was,

beautiful servant,

wine in hand

his Hard Candy
bulging at the seams,

but I didn't want a five minute Sleigh
Ride.

.

Still, why not give him A
Thrill of Hope?

.

I coaxed him forward

Underneath the
Christmas Tree.

With ropes and scarves and his thread
of hope,

I bound his limbs up tight.

A wicked smile and a playful laugh.

.

I set the Maids a
Milking.

.

I knelt beside and stroked his hair

his eyes were a dazed, far-off stair.

I whispered with mischievous glee,

“Let it Snow,
Let it Snow,
Let it Snow for me.”

.

His voice was breathy, he was almost
done.

There was Christmas in his eyes,

“You're a Mean
One.”

.

I feigned innocence and blinked real
slow,

“It must Have
been the Mistletoe.”