Paint Color Names

Sueb20

8 years ago

Thought you might find this amusing. Warning: some inappropriate language.

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2015/06/color-prank/

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Nothing Left to Say
8 years ago
Hilarious
joaniepoanie
8 years ago
Thanks for the chuckle!
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missymoo12
8 years ago
even the numbers under the names...
DLM2000-GW
8 years ago
Well done!
sableincal
8 years ago
"...I was supposed to be a novelist..." LOL!
amj0517
8 years ago
"Ugly Living Room (seriously, don't)"

I have a few colors that make me wish this was on the tag!
OutsidePlaying
8 years ago
Those are hilarious. 'Jeff' may be related to whoever comes up with the OPI nail polish names.
awm03
8 years ago
loved "blond, james blond" & "you'll never take me alive copper" Clever!
maire_cate
8 years ago
I clicked on his other pages - what a clever mind that fellow has. Take a few moments and read some of his other humor.
riosamba
8 years ago
That was awesome! Poor Jeff!
carolb_w_fl_coastal_9b
8 years ago
Funny! Thanks for that = )
Annie Deighnaugh
8 years ago
Cute!
jlc712
8 years ago
So funny!! I would totally buy paint with names like that.

On a side note, naming colors for paint/clothing catalogs would be my dream job!
cat_mom
8 years ago
That's hysterical!
hhireno
8 years ago
Hahaha, those are funny. Thanks for sharing it.
User
8 years ago
Very funny! (Except the Olive-ia Newton John. That should have been a funny Sage name, lol)
blfenton
8 years ago
That was funny and much more descriptive than the normal paint names that are given.

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