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Deer Repelant

19 years ago

Exhalted Compost Tossers

Me and Uncle Remiggio wanna share a breakthrough in deer control we recently stumbled across. We was watching Hogan's Heroes on his pirate Pay TV when the satellite busted and we had to change to a boring chick-flick on channel 10. It was about half way the through the filum when one of the characters used --urine--to scare off deer in the movie.

Needless to say Uncle Remiggio was dumb founded an keen to put this discovery to use. So after one particularly ferociuos drinking bout, we decided to stumble about in the darkness an leave ---urine-- around to see if this does repel them. The results were inconclusive - mainly because we couldn't remeber what we did that night or where all the scratches and bruises came from. Anyway, unperturbed, we decided to save our -- urine-- in a jar and spread it around in a more scientific way.

Does anyone in or around the internet have any experiences with this method. At the very least we have found a hobby we can both share together.

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