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12 Days of Christmas

18 years ago

Does anyone know of a different funny version of the 12 Days of Xmas? I know there are several but I heard this funny one a few years ago but haven't heard it since. I know it was on the radio a couple of years ago. I can't remember how it went but Valium was mentioned and geese were attacking the ladies in waiting or something.

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User
18 years ago
I'm not sure if this is the one you mean or not. It's in the form of letters, not a song. Check it out.
Cheers,
Dee.

Here is a link that might be useful: Christmas countdown
goldhills
Original Author
18 years ago
Yes, that's the one, thanks Dee. I was talking to someone about it the other day, now I can show them.
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LOL! If Santa dropped in on that field, them geese would 'lighten' his load a bit. Those birds are mean! I have big dogs, and even they back down from them. I have some pics somewhere. I'll see if I can find them. Pretty much explains it all. 7 large dogs cowering in fear from 2 large geese. The partridge in the pear tree I can deal with. The geese in the backyard - Nah, I don't think so.
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