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Cookies, These are a must , Cookies (funny)

17 years ago

> I think we should try these, what do you think

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

> 1 cup of water

> 1 tsp baking soda

> 1 cup of sugar

> 1 tsp salt

> 1 cup of brown sugar

> 4 large eggs

> 1 cup nuts

> 2 cups of dried fruit

> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

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> Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,

> check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

> Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter

> in a large fluffy bowl.

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> Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point

> it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

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> Turn off the mixerer thingy.

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> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup

> of dried fruit.

> Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

> Mix on the turner.

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> If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry

> it loose with a drewscriver.

> Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

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> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves

> a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

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> Add one table.

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> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can

> find. Greash the oven.

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> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

> over.

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> Don't forget to beat off the turner.

> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the

> Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

> Cherry Mistmas !

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> Let me know what you think..

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