MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.' He addressed the man, 'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?' Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

I got one, just posted at Toilet Paper thread ------------------------------------ Toilet Paper Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt; didn't it?"

What, Rosa? Mowing? Sweeping? or bashing DH on the leg because he thought he was being funny?!!!??? lol

That joke is not very 'sick', it's a bit messy. Here's a sick joke from my high school days. A group of children are playing baseball on a vacant lot. Michael runs to the house across the street and knocks on the door. The lady of the house answers the door and Michael inquires, "Can Johnny come out and play?" The lady answers, "You know that Johnny has no arms or legs don't you?" to which Michael replies, "Yes, I know that. We want him for second base."