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Best Ever Holiday Cookie Recipe!

marthavila
16 years ago

Hi Everyone,

Claybabe's cookie elves recipe got me to thinking it's time to trot out this recipe for Christmas Cookies that was sent to me the other day. I suggest we all try it!

It's the BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!:

Feliz Navidad Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo 151 Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, and check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest

quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the

Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,

Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it

loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Check the Jose Cuervo again jush in case.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and

make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

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