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Today's Funny

13 years ago


A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

What the hell did you bring him home for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married...."

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