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Today's Funny

13 years ago

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

What the hell did you bring him home for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married...."

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pam_25f
13 years ago
Good one!
joyfulguy
13 years ago
If ... WHEN they go out for dinner ...

... if the "guest" pays ...

... could be a cheap investment with an excellent long-term payoff.

o j
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Good story ... I guess, as I'm seldom burdened with pain: haven't had aspirin in the house for years (well, Tylenol, as, being on blood thinners, I'm not supposed to use acetylsalsilic acid.(sp) Here's a question ... ... what title would be good to put on it? How about, "One way to know whether you're dead"? No, that wouldn't be good - telegraphs the end story too much. Maybe something like, "Seniors' morning conversation while still abed"? ole joyfuelled
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Such stories make some of us oldsters quiver ... ... with laughter. Was there a quaver in his voice, as well ... as for a number of us old farts? o j
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