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Them Toad Suckers

17 years ago

Since we're on a froggy theme today, here's a little ditty I first heard on the Smothers Brothers Show 40 some odd years ago. It's by Mason Williams and is called Them Toad Suckers. I've won a few talent contests over the years by reciting it. I can't remember what I had for lunch today, but I still know all the words to this silly little thing.

Them Toad Suckers

How about Them Toad Suckers,

Ain't they clods?

Sittin' there suckin'

Them green toady-frogs.

Suckin' them hop-toads,

Suckin' them chunkers,

Suckin' them leapy types,

Suckin' them plunkers.

Look at Them Toad Suckers,

Ain't they snappy?

Suckin' them bog-frogs

Sure makes'em happy.

Them huggermugger Toad Suckers,

Way down south,

Stickin' them sucky-toads

In they mouth.

How to be a Toad Sucker?

No way to duck it.

Gittchyself a toad,

Rare back and suck it!

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Jodi-

Here is a link that might be useful: Mason Williams doing Them Toad Suckers on YouTube

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