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Decor report from Jaybird's Princess Posie

jaybird
13 years ago

Well, we had a pretty good weekend. Mom was around to feed me 43 times a day and Pop showed up more often than usual. I can usually talk him out of a little food too, but he's askeert of Mom, 'cause he won't give me very much at a time!

Yesterday they 'bout wore me out..they were in and out and in and out. I have to run from window to window to supervise since they won't take me outside with them! bah.......

Saturday I had a LOT of fun with a bug. I followed him around all afternoon, and after I swatted him a few times, he would lay in the window playin' dead. A while later he would take off again and I got to chase him all around. Mom was turnin' blue holding her breath when I got near the windows. She puts all those gee-gaws in the windows and then I am in a WORLD of hurt if'n I knock anything over. But a girls gotta' chase them bugs....Ella told me so!!

Yesterday I found a bug, and I shoulda' known when Mom started grinning, that I oughta' leave that sucker alone, but a girls gotta' do what a girl's gotta.....you know????

Well, I chased Mr. Bug around for a while, and then he lit on the front window. Huh think's I...wonder why he is making this so simple. So, I eased up on him and crouched down and wagged my fanny jist right...then I LUNGED and WHAM....that bug zapped me with about 2000 volts......acted like he was gonna' kiss me, and MEOWZA....the side of my face felt like it exploded!!!!! I yowled and squawked and jumped all over the dining room. Mom acted like she was gonna' roll in the floor laughing, but she finally came to my rescue and rubbed some ice on my face. Later she put a little benadryl on it and let me sleep on her 'till I recovered. I guess I'll forgive her for laughing............................................someday!! She told me that I had better learn the difference between a mud dauber and a wasp! Now what self respecting cat knows about all that there stuff????????

Today I have the house to myself 'till Miss Melissa comes along to visit with me. That is good because I'm tared out and need the rest!! Mom waltzed up and down the attic steps a few times, and now I have a nice clean bedspread to decorate with cat hair 'n such!! Wonder what else she's got up there???? (she probably doesn't know either!)

Y'all have a purrfect week....................ZZZZZZZ.............snore................

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