This was sent to me and was so funny-I knew you all would get a kick out of it too! After rereading it realized it should be cleaned up a bit-**** out the bad words, hope it's ok!
Dear Diary: Michigan Winter
>
> Aug. 12 - Moved into our new home in Michigan. It is so beautiful
> here. The hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a
> beautiful old oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the
> change in the seasons. This is truly God's Country .
>
> Oct. 14 - Michigan is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the real
> special places on Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude of
> different colors. I love all of the shades of reds, oranges and
> yellows, they are so bright. I want to walk through all of the
> beautiful hills and spot some white tail deer. They are so graceful,
> certainly they must be the most peaceful creatures on Earth. This must
> be paradise.
>
> Nov. 11 - Deer season opens this week. I can't imagine why anyone
> would want to shoot these elegant animals. They are the very symbol of
> peace and tranquility here in Michigan. I hope it snows soon. I love
> it here!
>
> Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. I woke to the usual wonderful sight:
> everything covered in a beautiful blanket of white. The oak tree is
> magnificent. It looks like a postcard. We went out and swept the snow
> from the steps and driveway. The air is so crisp, clean and
> refreshing. We had a snowball fight. I won, and the snowplow came down
> the street. He must have gotten too close to the driveway because we
> had to go out and shovel the end of the driveway again. What a
> beautiful place. Nature in harmony. I love it here!
>
> Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it! The plow did his cute
> little trick again. What a rascal. A winter wonderland. I love it
> here!
>
> Dec. 19 - More snow - couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work
> in time. I'm exhausted from all of the shoveling. And that snowplow!
>
> Dec. 21 - More of that white s*** coming down. I've got blisters on my
> hands and a kink in my back. I think that the snowplow driver waits
> around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. A******.
>
> Dec. 25 - White Christmas? More freakin' snow. If I ever get my hands
> on the sonofab**** who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll castrate
> him. And why don't they use more salt on these roads to melt this
> c***??
>
> Dec. 28 - It hasn't stopped snowing since Christmas. I have been
> inside since then, except of course when that SOB "Snowplow
Harry"
> comes by. Can't go anywhere, cars are buried up to the windows.
> Weather man says to expect another 10 inches. Do you have any idea how
> many shovelfuls 10 inches is??
>
> Jan. 1 - Happy New Year? The way it's coming down it won't melt
until
> the 4th of July ! The snowplow got stuck down the road and the
> s***head actually had the nerve to come and ask to borrow a shovel! I
> told him I'd broken 6 already this season.
>
> Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house. We went to the store to get
> some food and a d*** deer ran out in front of my car and I hit the
> b******. It did $3,000 in damage to the car. Those beasts ought to be
> killed. The hunters should have a longer season if you ask me.
>
> Jan. 27 - Warmed up a little and rained today. The rain turned the
> snow into ice and the weight of it broke the main limb of the oak tree
> in the front yard and it went through the roof. I should have cut that
> old piece of s*** into fireplace wood when I had the chance
>
> May 23 - Took my car to the local garage. Would you believe the whole
> underside of the car is rusted away from all of that d*** salt the
> dump on the road? Car looks like a bashed up, heap of rusted cow s***.
>
> May 10 - Sold the car, the house, and moved to Florida . I can't
> imagine why anyone in their freakin' mind would ever want to live in
> the God forsaken State of Michigan .
I laugh every time I read this!
-B
auntyara
gardenluv
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