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'Zapped by the Zodiac': what's your sign?

fishies
15 years ago

It's procrastination time chez Shelly - my papers were ~only~ supposed to be handed in on Friday, and I've ~only~ got a huge Greek assignment due at 4:00 tomorrow, and I've ~only~ got a meeting with my advisor next week about this monumentally huge project I want to undertake.

So instead of preparing all that, I'm reading this funny little book I got as a birthday gift years ago, called "Zapped by the Zodiac: The Cynic's Astrology Guide."

Here's what it says about Pisces:

"Yes, you are sweet, kind, adorable, loving, generous, and all that, but you know what? You're also a pain! Indecisive, dreamy, ultra, ULTRAsensitive, far too delicate for the rough-and-tumble world. Your response to anything unpleasant is to weep. Boo hoo! Put a sock in it, will you? Go swim in a pond."

"Pisces at a glance:

MOTTO: Weep and the world weeps with you

RULING PLANET: Neptune

ELEMENT: Water

QUALITY: Fishy

FIRST DESIRE: Weep

LAST DESIRE: Sob

SECRET DESIRE: Keep weeping and sobbing

ANIMALS: Weeping fishes

KEY WORDS: Oh, no!"

And since I always end up dating Taureans, I checked out the Piscean compatibility with these love slaves:

"Strong minded Taurus will take a long, hard look at your chronic indecision. And then squash you."

Huh. Story of my life.

So.... what are *your* signs? ... or do you dare tell me... mouah ah ah...

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